The Complete Gentleman’s Guide to Survival in the #MeToo Era

From the experts at the Dapper Institute Ever since those pesky women came forward with their “factual accounts of sexual harassment and assault” and their “demands for basic decency and respect,” it seems like we’ve lost sight of the real victims - the men! The mostly innocent guys who have been vilified in the #metoo … Continue reading The Complete Gentleman’s Guide to Survival in the #MeToo Era

Another F***ing Thinkpiece About Impeaching Donald Trump

It seems like every day we get more news of Donald Trump doing some crazy shit as kid president. And with each piece of crazy shit comes a piece of think about how Trump is a crazy racist who is unfit for office. But of course, you knew that, didn’t you? That’s why you’re reading … Continue reading Another F***ing Thinkpiece About Impeaching Donald Trump

My 100% Foolproof Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

It's the most wonderful time of the year: when we can forget the evils in the world and pretend like we all love each other so that we can give into our consumerist need to validate our relationships with stuff. What's that you say? All that consumerism is rapidly destroying the planet? Don't be such … Continue reading My 100% Foolproof Holiday Fruitcake Recipe

My Journey to Enlightenment

As a woke millennial, I have been a longtime agnostic/atheist. I reject the premise and institution of organized religion. Or at least, I thought I did.   Recently, I discovered Buddhism. Now, when I say “discovered,” what I really mean is that I read the first three chapters of a book written by a white … Continue reading My Journey to Enlightenment

How to Handle Conflict at Your Thanksgiving Dinner

We’ve all been through it: the tense Thanksgiving dinner with people whom if given the choice to spend time with them​ or to bathe in a giant dumpster fire, you would probably choose the flaming garbage. But since we don’t have that choice, and since, let’s be honest, there’s no way to avoid the political arguments and interrogations … Continue reading How to Handle Conflict at Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Why Guys Love the Mom Bod

In case you haven't noticed lately, guys are all about the mom bod. I first heard about it from my dad-bodied bros as they drooled over the latest issue of Good Housekeeping. Guys, we all know how tough it can be to watch your girl maintain that summer beach bod every year.  Endless dieting and working … Continue reading Why Guys Love the Mom Bod

RE: RE: Invitation

Look in the mirror. What do you see? Are you concerned about your weight? Are you concerned about your adult-onset acne? Are you concerned about that unexplained growth? You know, the one that just sort of showed up one day and has been growing ever since? It spans the length and width of your neck … Continue reading RE: RE: Invitation